I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.
Oh, Ann. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I know Ann. Hey, you! She’s got a little hard-boiled egg going there?
I mean, it’s bad enough that I gotta go to the awards show tomorrow night. Today I gotta stand next to her like I’m Rita Wilson.
I’m Johnny Flame, the human flamer…
We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook!
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
I’m going to tape myself doing tricks around the office. I’m calling it Tricks… let me finish… Around the Office.
Oh, come on. Don’t leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging!
I don’t know what you saw, but I got an ostrich and no boner.
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