I thought you said throwing the ball against the garage door by yourself was how you got accuracy.
Hey, why don’t you pop a tent in front with your cousin, Maeby.
I think you’re confusing “scary” with “silly.” This guy was frightening. He was in a limo.
Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me want to set myself on fire.
What is going on? Where is the top half? I have to teach her this trick. She’s got to fold her knees.
I hate the Wetlands. They’re stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane, Michael.
Ok, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh…right, I forgot; here in the states you call it ‘a sausage’ in the mouth.
(as Mrs. Featherbottom)
The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesn’t matter… in the dark.
Okay, it was for me. Yeah. I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.
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