You know, we’re not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don’t you go club a few beavers?
Stop playing with Mother’s rape horn. Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace.
You can stay in this box that Uncle-Father Oscar left behind.
How dare you? I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister.
I know. I was going to take her with me in the night. She’s part of the bolt.
May I make a suggestion? Get implants. Really.
I’ll never understand? That you can never be nude? I’ll understand more than you’ll… never know.
No shackles can hold these hands! Say that to them in Spanish.
I’m in. But we’re gonna need a lot. Beads aren’t cheap. Are beads cheap?
Where am I going to get a pair of beautiful women’s legs on such short notice?
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