You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means “brother” in French. I don’t know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish!
Aren’t you supposed to yell at me and call me ‘homo’ and motivate me over this wall?
You know, we’re not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don’t you go club a few beavers?
You can stay in this box that Uncle-Father Oscar left behind.
Mother, not all homosexuals are flamboyant… and… oh my god, I have the exact same blouse.
…And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Can I get a vodka tonic, please? I’d like a vodka tonic, please. Vodka tonic, please. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.
For 2,000 rupees we’d both go down on Matthew McConaughey. Right, Michael?
Mom, after all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you.
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