We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook!
Sister’s my new mother, mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?
There’s unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
Stop playing with Mother’s rape horn. Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace.
Because anything can happen when two people share a cell, ‘cos.
So when those guys kept saying “Hey you, boy,” that was me? I was the boy?
I’m a monster!
Now, do you want to steer, or are you too old to sit on your pop’s lap and drive?
Marta. Hey… I’m sorry. You really deserved to win in there. Did you win? I don’t speak Spanish…
Michael, it was shoplifting, and I’m white. I think I’m going to be ok.
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