Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to.
Glasses off. Glasses on. Hair up. Glasses off. Down, on. Have we done up, off?
Hey, why don’t you pop a tent in front with your cousin, Maeby.
That’s what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don’t let go no matter what your mom says.
“For there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out can I walk free of pain.”
Look what the homosexuals have done to me!
You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means “brother” in French. I don’t know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish!
I am no longer a Mother-boy, I am a Mother-man!
I’m going to tape myself doing tricks around the office. I’m calling it Tricks… let me finish… Around the Office.
Is that for Lindsay? Because she’s not scared to eat in front of me anymore. Those are the whites only, yes?
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