Well, they got the Asian right.
Oh, maybe I should be a little bit more like you when it comes to parenting, huh? No borders, no limits, “Go ahead, touch the Cornballer, you know best.”
…And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
Great, so now we don’t have a car or a jet? Why don’t we just take an ad out in I’m Poor magazine?
And I said, “That’s why you’re no longer president. Two weeks! Let’s do it in two weeks!” Hey!
I-I don’t know. I put him in a box. I didn’t kill him, all right? And don’t edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I’m screaming, “I killed Earl Milford!”
Look what the homosexuals have done to me!
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
I mean, it’s bad enough that I gotta go to the awards show tomorrow night. Today I gotta stand next to her like I’m Rita Wilson.
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