What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”
Clumsy adolescents, a period we all go through – except me. I was like a cat… I always ended up on all fours.
The guy runs a prison. He can have any piece of ass he wants.
You know, Mom, I’m crazy about this aspirin. Can’t believe we give it to children.
A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money … tricks.
Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Well, maybe I’ll get a son who will finish his cottage cheese.
No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!
No, Mother! I can blow myself.
Suddenly, he’s too much of a big-shot to brush mother’s hair.
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