Front seat, Mom. I sit in the front seat now.
I know. I was going to take her with me in the night. She’s part of the bolt.
I mean, it’s bad enough that I gotta go to the awards show tomorrow night. Today I gotta stand next to her like I’m Rita Wilson.
Oscar, close it! You look like the window of a butcher shop.
What is going on? Where is the top half? I have to teach her this trick. She’s got to fold her knees.
Now, do you want to steer, or are you too old to sit on your pop’s lap and drive?
I mean, there is so much in life that I have not experienced. And now that I’m away from Mom, I feel like this is my chance to live. I want to dance. I want to make love to a woman. I want to get a checking account. I want to know what it feels like to get my face socked in.
Well, maybe I’ll get a son who will finish his cottage cheese.
Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? Bzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey.
No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!
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