I think you’re confusing “scary” with “silly.” This guy was frightening. He was in a limo.
You can stay in this box that Uncle-Father Oscar left behind.
You know, Mom, I’m crazy about this aspirin. Can’t believe we give it to children.
Stop playing with Mother’s rape horn. Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace.
Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? Bzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey.
There’s unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
Hey George Michael. Jesus called. He wants your Thriller album.
Ok, who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh…right, I forgot; here in the states you call it ‘a sausage’ in the mouth.
(as Mrs. Featherbottom)
It tasted like a foot. Which I really didn’t mind except I believe I asked for no nuts.
Guess what? There’s a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy!
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