I don’t think us sleeping together is working out. You’re a grown man. You should be living with your mother.
Lets give it another shot… To the head, kill it.
Uh, oh, I guess I have the panic attacks under control. Oh, and I’m legally blind at night.
I actually had one cute hat, and it… blew off at this CVS parking lot… and this whole car full of black kids ran over it — for no reason. And they saw it!
You know, we’re not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don’t you go club a few beavers?
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
Can I get a vodka tonic, please? I’d like a vodka tonic, please. Vodka tonic, please. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.
Oh, maybe I should be a little bit more like you when it comes to parenting, huh? No borders, no limits, “Go ahead, touch the Cornballer, you know best.”
I’m having the time of my life! Hey, T-Bone.
We do NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point!
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