Uh, oh, I guess I have the panic attacks under control. Oh, and I’m legally blind at night.
I’ve never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?
I mean, I’m not a, I’m not a nut about it. Because there is no such thing as a nut when it comes to religion, Pastor.
I’m a monster!
…And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
I hate the Wetlands. They’re stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane, Michael.
And there you are, Maeby, coming out of your mother’s third base. Boy, you guys really are related.
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
Not a lot of complaints, if you know what I mean. At least not from the girl.
Yeah. Tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time. And I’m not paying for this phone call.
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