Oh, hello, Buster. Here’s a candy bar. No, I’m withholding it. Look at me, ‘getting off.’
How dare you? I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister.
The problem I’m having is, uh… I have got a pretty finely tuned internal clock… It’s actually why I’m such a good natural percussionist.
Really? Did “nothing” cancel?
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul…
The fact that you call making love ‘Pop-Pop’ tells me you’re not ready.
Well I’d rather live like this than be like my aunts and uncles whose eyes have never stung from the sweet sweat of a hard days work.
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Wow. We’re just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?
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