Oh, he’s dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.
All I could see was her giant chest. Box. She had this… some people call it a chest, I call it a box. She was holding this giant box.
Make love in your own hand, mother!
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
And yet you’re too good to polish the candlesticks? You’re fired!
Okay, look. I know you got a crocodile in spelling, but this has gone too far.
Okay, it was for me. Yeah. I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.
Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? Bzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey.
‘I know where you live, ha ha.’ Casting directors hate stuff like this!
And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul…
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