Oscar, close it! You look like the window of a butcher shop.
Mom, after all these years, God’s not going to take a call from you.
How dare you? I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister.
Well I’d rather live like this than be like my aunts and uncles whose eyes have never stung from the sweet sweat of a hard days work.
Everything I’ve said about you can be covered with makeup and a lie about a thyroid problem.
I had to, it’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.
Look, I don’t want to go through a whole song and dance with you. You’re going to love it. You just can’t do anything that violates the original painting, like giggling or itching. They do allow some nervous crying, but you can tell they don’t like it.
So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.
Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to.
Here’s some money. Go see a star war.
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