Thank you Kirk Cameron, for that incredibly Bibley introduction.
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money.
…And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
Oh great – I was hoping he’d be gifted sexually.
I think you’re confusing “scary” with “silly.” This guy was frightening. He was in a limo.
I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn’t bother you, and I left a tape recording of my snoring so you wouldn’t know I was gone.
Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course they haven’t succeeded yet.
“For there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out can I walk free of pain.”
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