And I said, “That’s why you’re no longer president. Two weeks! Let’s do it in two weeks!” Hey!
How dare you? I oughta shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night, mister.
Uh, oh, I guess I have the panic attacks under control. Oh, and I’m legally blind at night.
Michael, it was shoplifting, and I’m white. I think I’m going to be ok.
Really? Did “nothing” cancel?
No shackles can hold these hands! Say that to them in Spanish.
It tasted like a foot. Which I really didn’t mind except I believe I asked for no nuts.
The problem I’m having is, uh… I have got a pretty finely tuned internal clock… It’s actually why I’m such a good natural percussionist.
What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”
How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
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