Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me want to set myself on fire.
But you know that she’s kind of used to being with me, right? So… it would be sort of like going from prime rib to – I don’t know – weird brother of prime rib. So…
So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.
Stop playing with Mother’s rape horn. Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace.
I’m looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick want slow. Wait, that’s Indian…
Where am I going to get a pair of beautiful women’s legs on such short notice?
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
You can stay in this box that Uncle-Father Oscar left behind.
There’s unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
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