I’m looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick want slow. Wait, that’s Indian…
Well, this money is for land, okay? We’re not going to burn through it like Dad did when he was in charge with his bad investments and his corrupt dealings… Mother’s neck…
When you put a squirt of frosting down your throat, before we take our medications
The guy runs a prison. He can have any piece of ass he wants.
It was a wild, wild ride. But is this something we can do? Is this something society will allow?
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
I’m a failure. I can’t even fake the death of a stripper.
Oh, hey, Michael. My dad wanted me to thank you for the romantic getaway. Don’t tell me what that means.
Like if there were three of us and I didn’t know where to start? No, I think I did pretty well.
I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn’t bother you, and I left a tape recording of my snoring so you wouldn’t know I was gone.
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