It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother.
Byron Buster Bluth
No, Mother! I can blow myself.
Byron Buster Bluth
I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn’t bother you, and I left a tape recording of my snoring so you wouldn’t know I was gone.
Byron Buster Bluth
Make love in your own hand, mother!
Byron Buster Bluth
You can stay in this box that Uncle-Father Oscar left behind.
Byron Buster Bluth
Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.
Byron Buster Bluth
I’m a monster!
Byron Buster Bluth
There’s unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
Byron Buster Bluth
Sister’s my new mother, mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?
Byron Buster Bluth
Aren’t you supposed to yell at me and call me ‘homo’ and motivate me over this wall?
Byron Buster Bluth




