It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother. Quotes

It is exactly the opposite. I’m leaving my mother for you. You’re replacing my mother.

No, Mother! I can blow myself.

I decided to sleep in the car so my snoring wouldn’t bother you, and I left a tape recording of my snoring so you wouldn’t know I was gone.

Make love in your own hand, mother!

You can stay in this box that Uncle-Father Oscar left behind.

Prison has destroyed the way you talk. If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.

I’m a monster!

There’s unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!

Sister’s my new mother, mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

Aren’t you supposed to yell at me and call me ‘homo’ and motivate me over this wall?