Michael, it was shoplifting, and I’m white. I think I’m going to be ok.
Lindsay Bluth Funke
…And I’m gonna go see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts.
Lindsay Bluth Funke
You know, we’re not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don’t you go club a few beavers?
Lindsay Bluth Funke
Mother, not all homosexuals are flamboyant… and… oh my god, I have the exact same blouse.
Lindsay Bluth Funke
I had to, it’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.
Lindsay Bluth Funke
