Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course they haven’t succeeded yet.
Mae Maeby Funke
I need a report by tomorrow before gym… lunch.. With Jim Carrey. It’s the Grinch guy, you’re too young…
Mae Maeby Funke
Hey George Michael. Jesus called. He wants your Thriller album.
Mae Maeby Funke
It tasted like a foot. Which I really didn’t mind except I believe I asked for no nuts.
Mae Maeby Funke
‘I know where you live, ha ha.’ Casting directors hate stuff like this!
Mae Maeby Funke
Oh, hey, Michael. My dad wanted me to thank you for the romantic getaway. Don’t tell me what that means.
Mae Maeby Funke
That Steve sure knows how to pleasure a lady.
Mae Maeby Funke
