There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Tobias Funke
Of course – the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Tobias Funke
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Tobias Funke
So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.
Tobias Funke
Clumsy adolescents, a period we all go through – except me. I was like a cat… I always ended up on all fours.
Tobias Funke
I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.
Tobias Funke
Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Funke
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Tobias Funke
I’m afraid that I just blue myself.
Tobias Funke
If I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head…
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